LOL!!

C'mon guys, we all make little jokes about the TMNT, post them here! Show off your inner Mikey!!

Sorry, all my jokes are of the 'dark' and 'sarcastic'. For example, instead of screaming, I actually laugh when I watch horror movies.

Well mcacevedo you're an strange girl xDDD well WE'RE AN STRANGE PEOPLE! XDDD

Even if the movie is a little bit scary, I scream my head off.

: Knock knock

Who's there?!

: I M

: I M Who?

: I M soooooooooooooo gonna enjoy this...

Seriously? No offense, but I wouldn´t like to go to the cinema with you. XD

Alright these aren´t funny at all, but these are the most harmless jokes I can think of:

A bunch of Purple Dragons are trying to rob an old lady. The Nightwatcher jumps and lands right on top of one of them.

Raph: Sorry pal, I´m terrible at landings.


There´s a rollercoaster in flames and the turtles are nearby...

Mikey: We´re about to enter Hell. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car.

Don: Thanks Captain Obvious, that one really lightened up the mood.

Hey, that joke I got from a tmnt jokebook back in the day.

the turtles gathered to eat. Don presents the food... VEGGIES!

, , : you call this food?!

: yep!

, , : gee, and we thought you were the wise one.

lol i which i could see that War bandit um let me think...

Raph was really pissed Mikey had forgotten his birthday
when Mikey got home Raph told him that he wanted something that went from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds in the morning "AND IT BETTER BE THERE" he screamed. the next morning Mikey got up early and went out. Raph woke up hoping that Mikey had understood and gave him a motorcycle but when Raph opened his Bedroom door he found a box, he took it inside and opened it. it was a brand new bathroom scale.
Mikey has been missing since Friday.

Splinter: Knock knock.

: Who's there?

Splinter: Its master splinter, my son.

: "Its master splinter, my son" who? xPP

Splinter: tortures like there's no tomorrow 'nemore.

Mikey comes home with blood all over him Raph Leo and Don ask him were he has been and why he has blood on him but all mikey wants to do is sleep but they keep bugging him so he says "if i tell you will you leave me alone?" they all say yes so he get up and goes up top they jump a few buildings and then mikey stopped "now do you see that building over there"
yes replied his brother "thats good" he replied "cause i didn't"

I warn you guys. Bad. At. Humor! = ME~!


: Hey Mikey, why did the chicken cross the road?
: To get to the other side.
: Wrong.
: Then tell me, Raph, why did the chicken cross the road?
: It was a suicidal chicken.
: *hits Raph with a pillow*

Raph, Don and Mikey is being trained by Master Splinter. The goal is to TOUCH Leonardo BLIND-FOLDED. Location: Sewers

Splinter: Ok turtles, you must not only trust in using your eyes. You must also use your other senses in order to know where your enemies are. So for now, you need to get Leonardo in this training, BLIND-FOLDED. Ok, you may start now.

: Oh Leo... come out, come out, wherever you are!

: Hey look! I got Leo! punches Leo

: AW!!

: Oh yeah, I forgot, Its Mikey. I can smell his stench anywhere!

Splinter: whispers to Leo. Come on my son, let us watch some movie and leave this three here.

: Sounds a good idea! Let's go. whispering

: Leo? Leo! Leooo... Where are you?

3 hours past,

Leo: gets near the other turtles. BOO!

: Its Leo! Its Leo! pummels down Mikey

: AW!

: Its Mikey! Its Mikey! punches Mikey once more

: Hey! would you quit it?!

Splinter: on his mind. I guess next time, it'll be Mikey the one to be touched. Sigh~

my inner mikey has shrivled up ages ago when my raph humour moved in

@angel, lol. well, its just a matter of imaginations, right?

the turtles were all asleep in their bed. they were all having their sweet dreams... until the time came they were all sleep walking and saying a loud what was on their mind...

Mikey: refrigerator--- must have! watery mouth

Raph: mikey... mikey... come here you moron...

Leo: playing with two of his swords

Don: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH--

Mikey, Raph, Leo:

O_O

Don: Why da hell do you think I am crazy?!?!

*after don explains, turns out, he just beat Mikey over Space Disrupters in his dreams*

Hey, that's pretty good!

why thank you. ^^,

Crazdmikeyfan is right! LOL!

i know that its sad that i got this joke off the web but i thought it was funny so here it is:
four mutant brother where going out into world getting together for christmas they told what they gave their Rat Master:

:I built Master Splinter a New dojo
:thats nothing i built him a new place in the sewers much bigger than our old home
:oh but i got him the best gift i built him a machine that fights back when he is training
: i think my gift is tops you know how he loves the Battle nexus but his voce is geting to old to do the hyms anymore i bought him a parrot that says the hyms for him. It took the Masters of the Nexus 13 years to teach him.

they parted their ways when soon a letter was delivered to each of them..

Dear Leonardo, i much appreciate you kindness but i am too old to train anymore so i just let some of my Rat firends use it to nest instead

Dear Raphael, i do like the home you have built for me but i only live in one part of it anyway and lots of unwanted guests are arriving with my rat guests.

Dear Donatello, i do like your machine but it hurt too many of my companions and broke "accidentally" sorry.

Dear Michaelangelo, you know what your Master likes. That bird was so delicious yum!


there you have it the most weirdest joke ever!
hope you like!

ROFL!! I got the freakin' funny point! hahaha!

(too bad it wasn't from you personally, oh well. Its still good you shared it. )

...that joke...*shudders*

i have that effect on people

nice. xD

lol ^^

All right, any more jokes?

i'm blonde but not dumb ( well thats an opinion)

but i still love blonde jokes their soo funny couse there not (or mostly not true)

so does anyone have anyblonde jokes but if you get offended by blonde jokes please tell me and i'll get people just to send 'em.