Women vs Men

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I'm a really weird person: my dad is dark blonde but it looks brunette, my mom is brunette but she's a blode wannabe. My dad's eyes are green, mom's eyes are dark sea blue. Dad is a carnivore, mom is more of a veggie. Dad's humor is random and sometimes makes no sense unless you see the movie or read the book. Mom's sense of humor is very composed, hardly funny, but she does laugh if she farts. Dad is a exersize addict, mom likes to do a little cardio, then sit down.

Me: Light sunbleached blonde, eyes very light aqua, humor is random and you need to see or read something to understand it (I love cracking MNT Gaiden-related jokes, cuz no one gets 'em!! XD), I use big words that leave my friends and sibling reaching for the dictionary, I eat more veggies than meat, I love both real life and cartoon shows, I work out cardio and muscle, so I have wide shoulders for a girl.

And my siblings all have dark hair, so I stick out like a dumb blonde (even though I'm not!!)

I don't know who I am!

598

I crack the same kind of jokes you do! Usually only with my brother though, because he either get's them, or listens long enough for me to explain the entire book/movie to him so he understands it.

I also do weights and cardio, but that's not why my shoulders are wide. That's just my mom's side. I'm only five foot though, and really petite, so the only thing my broad shoulders do is make my...uh..."chest" look smaller... Yeah I'm not lucky in that area. I still look like I should be in middle school.

599

My shoulders are wide because it's my body type: Mesomorph. It basically means that you have a hard and muscley frame. I drank a lot of calcium all my life, so my bones are really big. It makes me feel fat sometimes...

And my "chest" is embarressing, not that it's small, but huge. Like, fat huge. I hate going out in public, and people staring at only that. Busty blonde that'll kick your butt, comin' through.

600

Blagh. I hate milk! I guess that's why I'm so small haha!

I have the opposite problem. People don't see me, so I get bumped into a lot at my High School. I purposely walk behind taller people because then I can walk in the pathway they make.

601

Hey, wait a minute! Are people coming to this site only for the RPGs?! C'mon! There's a lot more to check out!0

602

Haha there is a slight chance you and I are just on more often

603

O_O Darn you and your logic

Sorry guys just caught up in five assignments ugh! i'm not prepared for high school!

604

well i'm sort of older looking as you've probably already seen me say i have been asked hows year 10 or 12 more than once no one tries to push me over or bully me becuse i just sort of stand over them and the only people who bully me are the people who are bigger (wider than me) and i've got a black eye to prove it yeah also put in the TMNT + YOU RPG so story of my life...

Little kids scared of me big kids can't wait to bash me up *sigh* so hows your life?

605

Mines more like I'm either so tiny I'm overlooked or considered "cute", and in the little kid way, not the good way

I've also never got into a fight before (unless it was wrestling with a friend, then I've done that tons of times! I may be small, but I always win! Hehe). I've had people tell me I was "too nice". Don't get me wrong though, I'm not a push over! I just don't mind helping people out. Like explaining school work, lending money or gum, or listening to someone's problems. I'm kind of that girl that doesn't have a label, but is friends with all types of people.

606

I'm the most abstract and "Mikey" person you'll ever meet. I look like a big, brainless, heartless bodybuilder. But in fact I'm very smart, kind, and you can't stand around and not wear a smile (especially if I start doing the macarena >). And yet, I'm also pretty, and it attracts the wrong kind of attention...Two absolute jerks are trying to appeal to me in the wrong way. One starts dancing on me, asks for hugs, fingers my hair, and steals my stuff. The other pulls up his shirt at me, climbs on my car when I'm backing out of the school parking lot, and once almost pulled down his pants at me! I swear if they go any farther, they'll be going home in an ambulance!

(haha! lol thats funny)
607 i used to have a stalker it freaked me out -_-

608

Man! That's scary!! Well, at least guys are straight forward with you I guess. I can't tell when they're flirting with me, but that's just 'cause I'm bad at that kind of stuff >_>

yeah i got creepy phone calls and a guy in a van kept following me home when i didn't take the bus i called police and never heard of him again *phew

609

One guy told me straight out he liked me i thought it was cute then he became a perv , not so cute sigh guys are so annoying

610

Tell me about it! I've written them off until I'm sixteen. No dating for me! I feel kind of bad though. There's a guy who likes me and keeps showing off for me in P.E. I know he likes me 'cause a friend told me and he's making it REALLY obvious. I feel cold-hearted for not liking him back, but I'm not going to pretend because I feel guilty.

About the stalker, that's soooooo creepy!!!!! I'd have freaked!

yeah eleven cold alone, and lonely the phone rings, you pick up "are you alone tonight?"

Heck yeah it was freaky i was waiting for someone to come out of the door with a camera or some wierd showhost to tell me i was on "candid camera"

Don't feel bad once this guy tried a move on me (like a kiss) i pushed him over and he fractured a wrist yeah i felt bad

damn all
610...

611 Haha you're soooo far behind kingdom!

And yeah, the same thing goes for me. Boys are my friends. Not my boyfriends. Boyfriends have cooties. XD

612

Ugh, boys at my school are either jerks or dorks (there's a difference in my book), except for a few certain ones I know about. Jerks are people who try and pull their pants down in front of me, lift up their shirts, and climb all over my car. Dorks are those who try to be affectionate towards me, finger my hair, make fun of my music, and want a long and painful hug. ANd the few things where those two touch common ground is they swear at me, want a ride home, think they're so sexy, and will try and ask me out on a date...alone...with him...

Oh! If I have to endure that much longer, they're going home in an ambulance!

613
Boys are afraid of me because they know I can kick their a**. And I hate hugs, so I just salute everyone with a hanshake. Not all boys are jerks and stuff on my school but yeah, most of them are.

614

I just don't understand guys. They're so weird. No offense, kingdom! But most of the guys at my school are...I don't know. Just weird. One of them touched my "chest" during drama class, then pretended it was an accident. I have to admit, he did it pretty craftily. I sat down in a chair that I guess was his, so he picked me up and slid his hand up my legs and over my butt so that I'd straighten my legs (that way when he dropped me I'd be standing) while also touching my "chest". I'm not imagining things though, because everyone I know thinks this guy is a jerk.

615

No imagination here. One guy I know is a jerk, another is a dork. Ugh, they make fun of everyone, so I'm not the only one, but I bet I'm the first to be made fun of via affection. Idiots, Renoirs (I actually use that term at school, and no one gets it! XD)

THANK GOD!!! i go to an all girls school but sometimes the girls can be real b*tches

616

617

I can imagine. I know a lot of girls that are awesome, but sometimes it's nice to take a break and talk to some crazy/weird/just mellow guys. Girls can get kinda dramatic.

616 Hahahhaah I'm with leo's girl!

617

hehehehehehehehe Yep but some are just plain meanies*

yeah sometimes i do wish i was back at primary some of my best friend where guys
with guys it easier cuz if you get into an argument it really heated then goes away in the next minute

but with girls (even i have done this myself) hold grudges and pull things over each other heads.

BUT...

Guys are really rough you got to have a sharp toungue or a lot of witty comments to say back when a guys says something rude or mean and you just can't cry. which can be impossible at times. guys won't make little things bigger than life they'll just twist the truth.

Girls are more caring and when their friends are getting bullied they will go and help them or give them a hug if there down. Girls will be more paitent and will stand up for you instead of watching on as you get pounded. Also like Leo's girl said Girl like to make things bigger than they are.

(this is out of personal experience so correct me also this is in general i know that there a re more tough girls and wimpy boys or something else but like i said this is just in general and out of personal experience)

(*a term we use instead of bullies why?, beacuse we don't want people if they just have a one of day don';t use the term "she was bullying me" when really she was just having a bad day and felt a low of paitence or something like that)

(wow i just wrote an essay! Have Fun reading my Boy Girl Essay!)