What would Leo NEVER say?

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:31 pm

Leo to mirror: *sings to himself "I'm to sexy for my shirt" *

Raph: *awestruck* what an ego...

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:00 pm

MIKEY: Leo, why is the sky blue?
LEO: It's orange.
MIKEY: The sky's orange?
LEO: No, it's purple.
MIKEY: Purple???
LEO: No, it's green.
MIKEY: ARGH!!!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:15 pm

Raph: Leo what's wrong with your face?

Leo: *face is twitching all over* NoThIinngg whY yo say dat?? *eats a candy bar, give Raph stupid smile* :drunken:

Raph: :shock:

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:17 pm

XD

LEO: Need... sugar...
RAPH: Leo?...
LEO: NEED... SUGAR...
RAPH: Erm...
LEO: YOU'RE HIDING SOME FROM ME AREN'T YOU???
RAPH: Leo... Calm down...
LEO: I AM CALM! BWAH HA HA!!! *sits in corner twitching*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:20 pm

(lolz nice one Livi)

Leo: Father...I pushed a red button today...

Splinter: Another one...what happened...

Leo: He punched me...

Splinter: He who?

Leo: Raph?

Splinter: Why??

Leo: Cause I pushed his buttons HAHAHAHAHAH *falls backwards laughing from joke*

Splinter: <.<;

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:22 pm

SPLINTER: Leonardo. You must not press shiny red buttons.
LEO: Okay *sees button*
SPLINTER: Because bad things could-

BOOM!!!

*lair is destroyed*

LEO: Uh... Wasn't... me? * n_n; *

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:24 pm

Leo to Raph: You know what I want the most?

Raph: What?

Leo: Hair *dreamy look*

Raph:...you done?

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:25 pm

LEO: No.
RAPH: What else you want?
LEO: Pretty pink clothes.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:31 pm

Raph: OKAY NIGHTY NIGHT FREAK *knocks Leo out in one blow*

Leo: *through glazed eyes* I also want a picture of Karai in a *Raph punches him again*

Raph: Just shut UP already..."

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:05 pm

LEO: I'm calm today.
RAPH: I see.
LEO: You calm?
RAPH: Yeah.
LEO: That's cool.
RAPH:... Not gonna go mad?
LEO: Mad?
RAPH: You know... Karai, sugar, shiny red buttons...
LEO: You insult me.
RAPH: I'm sorry. It's just...

*cake mix falls onto RAPH*

LEO: Sorry- but you just got caked!
RAPH: ARGH!!!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:09 pm

Leo to Utrom leader: You related to Baxter Stockman?

Utrom Leader:...no why do you ask?

Leo: Well you look so much like him! *shows him picture of Baxter Stockman's brain photo*

Utrom Leader: O.o; We may be related after all...

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:14 pm

LEO: Sensai...
SPLINTER: Yes?
LEO: You need a girlfriend.
SPLINTER:.......................

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:25 pm

Leo to Raph: Raph?

Raph: What?

Leo: Can tell you my BIGGEST secret?

Raph:...you like candy.

Leo: *face is covered in chocolate* How'd you find that out? :drunken:

Raph: <.< instinct...

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:01 pm

Leo to Mikey: "Hey Mikey!"

Mikey: "Hey Leo!"

Leo: "Would you like to play a game of hide and go seek?!"

Mikey: "Uhh... oh look it's Master Splinter!"

Splinter: Meditation

Leo:

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:40 pm

Leo to Raph: Why are you always so angry?
Raph: *Grr*
Leo: Surprised

; Uh... never mind.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:33 am

LEO: Sensai, I just realized your name is Splinter.
SPLINTER: And...?
LEO: That's the dumbest name ever.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:45 am

Leo to Casey: "Are you in love with April?"

Casey: "Yeah! And if you want her you'll have to battle me!"

Leo: Meditation

*Puffs into a ball of smoke.*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:59 am

Leo to Mikey: Mikey?

Mikey: Yeah?

Leo:...

Mikey:.....

Leo:......................

Mikey:???

Leo: I just remembered that your to stupid to answer my question, I'll go ask Don.

Mikey: O.o; Sad

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:50 pm

LEO: I should wear a pink mask. Blue is just so icky.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:01 pm

(If ever he said that I would send him him to therapy)

Leo to Splinter: Master?

Splinter: Yes my son?

Leo: I got bored and I don't push shiny red buttons anymore...

Splinter: *Big joyous smile* I am proud of you!

Leo: I've decided to do something else!!

Splinter: *slightly suspicious* And what would that be?

Leo: Annoying YOU!

Splinter: :shock:

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:21 pm

LEO: I'm back from therapy!
SPLINTER: That's nice to know.
LEO: They said I was a 'hopeless case' or something.
SPLINTER: Ah.
LEO: Ponies!
SPLINTER: *sighs*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:34 pm

Leo to Triceraton Leader:....your ugly...

Triceraton Leader:...*smiles* Hang him *points to Leo*.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:15 pm

LEO: Karai, have you gained weight.
KARAI: * Evil

*

LEO: High School Musical rocks!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:14 am

Leo to Mikey: You remind me of a guy named "Jughead"...

Mikey: ???? Why you say that?

Leo: You eat EVERYTHING in sight and you gain NOTHING...not even muscle for that matter.

Mikey: :oops:

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:18 am

LEO: I wish my skin was purple. * Sad

*
HUN: Okay...