What would Leo NEVER say?

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:36 pm

Watch the gram crackers

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:45 pm

But he does say that though. o.o

LEO: YES! I DID IT!

MIKEY: *half asleep as it's 3am* What?

LEO: I BEAT YOUR HIGH SCORE!!

MIKEY: What? *looks* No way... how-

LEO: I practice practice practice! I love video games so much!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:01 pm

Leo: *dancing* I BEAT YOU, YOU SUCKER, I BEAT YOU, YOU SUCKER...

Raph: *was playing candyland with Leo at Leo's demand* No you freak I WON!

Leo: YOU'RE A LOSER, I'M A WINNER, I GOT EXPERIENCE, YOU GOT NOTHIN, I'M SO COOL YOU'RE A SHELL BRAI...*HRK HMPH AAAAAAAAACKK!!

Raph: *has scrunched Leo up into a tiny ball* *is using him now for basket ball*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:09 pm

: Being a ninja is stupido!
Splinter: Meditation

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:06 am

XD Stupido.

LEO: *stamping on a flower* Stupid flower! You ruin my life.

MIKEY: Wha'?

LEO: The environment STINKS! I'm all for global warming.

MIKEY: Okay...

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:16 am

(Global warming! LOL!)
Leo

: I can't wait till I die, then I won't be alive!
Splinter: Eek!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:47 pm

What was that? Splinter

Nothing. *walks talking to himself* I can't do nothing. I can't wait until he dies.- Leo

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:12 pm

*watching documentary*

LEO: WOW THAT PLACE LOOKS AWESOME! CAN WE GO THERE FOR OUR NEXT HOLIDAY!

MIKEY: Dude, that's New York.

LEO: Cool name.

DON: *sighs*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:46 pm

:

Life is a big dream... Meditation

life is a big dream.
Don

: Uh... you okay, Leo?
Mike

: Uh...

: Dude?
Splinter: Son?
Leo

:

Life is a big dream... Meditation

life is a big dream.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:47 pm

LEO: Guys, I traded your souls away.

DON: What? What could possibly be of more value to you than your family?

LEO: A really big chocolate bar.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:01 pm

: The world just hates me! Duh duh duh duh duh!
Raph

: The Leo is in the house!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:25 am

LEO: Sensei! Look at this awesome snow globe I found in your room while I was looking for naughty magazines!

SPLINTER: I have no- THAT'S MY ORB THAT LETS ME COMMUNICATE TO MASTER-

*LEO drops it, breaking it*

SPLINTER:... Yoshi.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:11 pm

: I hate my family! And I hate my life!
Mike

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Splinter:

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:49 pm

Leo: I eat butterflies...*choke*

Raph: *watching Leo gag* Leo!!

Leo: *gulp* ah...nevermind, heh I eat them alive, some of them make it up to my mouth again XD

Raph: * e.e * I-I don't even know why or how this could happen to a leader like you...

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:32 pm

LEO: Eating butterflies is something only a MAN can do! *strikes heroic pose*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:34 pm

: I love you April!
Don

: She's my girl!

April: Uh... heh.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:46 am

LEO: I can't take life anymore. It's too hard, and I'm too lazy. *goes to play games on the internet*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:23 pm

Leo: I want to join the Foot!
Splinter: You dare too and I will make you have a Splinter in your Foot forever!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:09 am

LEO: Let's fight the Shredder using brute force!

MIKEY: Shouldn't we think of a plan first?

LEO: Planning's for egg suckers, now let's run in flailing our arms!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:22 pm

Eat me! Eat me! Leo

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:19 am

xD

LEO: Dude, we should be superheroes!

MIKEY: What?

LEO: I want to be Super Turtle.

MIKEY: Uh... okay.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:38 am

Leo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Raph: *covering ears* (ear holes?) WHAT THE SHELL??

Leo: I ATE IT!!

Raph: *agitated* ATE WHAT???

Leo: SPLINTER!!

Raph: * 8O * YOU SICKO!! *starts pounding Leo*

Leo: *in pain* OWOWOWOWOWOW NOOOOOOO!! Not SENSEI!!

Raph: ?????????

Leo: *sucking on thumb* my Splinter...I ate it...darn I didn't get the tweezers...

Raph: * feels like a donkey's rear * oh...

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:15 pm

LEO: Cowabunga.

MIKEY: Wha'?

LEO: He he he. I confused you. *pulls stupid face*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:49 am

Leo: *is licking at feet*

Don and Mikey: What are you doing??

Leo: *stops licking* I'm gonna walk on the walls...

D and M: ?? How??

Leo: My feet are sticky now...I'm gonna walk up the walls...

D and M: *both look at each other with puzzled expressions...then they ROFL*

Leo: *pouts* STOP LAUGHING AT ME Dead

Don: Don't be stupid Leo, no one can climb up walls with saliva-sticky feet it's a simply impossi...

Leo: *starts walking up the walls with a stupid grin on his face* *is now on the ceiling looking down at his brothers*...see Smile

D and M: * 8O * *both start licking their feet*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:54 am

SPLINTER: AHHHHHHH!

DON: Sensei? *Splinter enters the room* WHAT THE SHELL SENSEI?!

*Splinter is bald*

SPLINTER: *holds up empty hair removal bottle* Somebody replaced my shampoo with this.

LEO: I... I thought it would be funny.