Best quotes of Raph

Tell me every awesome, cool and funny quotes that Raph ever made

"What is wrong with me?"
"Arrg, I hate the furture!"

Now it's your turn

"Yeah. We scared em off by running into a closet and locking the door."

Um...I think that's the episode called "The Shredder Strikes Back: Part 2"

"You mean besides being a badly-dressed, law-breaking, good-for-nothing, low-life street punk?"

Fallen Angel, Season One (I think!)

"SPOONS!"
Eh, some episode in Season 2

"Whoa, Don, don't smack Mikey- that's my job!"
Still Nobody

"I'm so gonna enjoy this "

"I'm done takin' orders." The 2007 Movie ^^

"A Turtle is NEVER a Chicken!"

Heres one from TMNT 2007

I call my own shots now get use to it

Raphael tells Leo that before the rooftop fight

Don't you know where the roof is

That's a other one :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:

H.A.T.E:

#: Aaaaa! *a bandit fell down in the canyon*
R: *watched it* Ou. That hurts.

[...]:

D: *when they all jumped throu waterfall* Guys, you okey?
R: *spits out water* Peachy.

Across The Universe:

R: *after he gets nearly knocked down by a bike* Hey, don't you see - I am walking here??! *pause* Huh?..

[...]:

R: Wow... o_o Nice hats!

[...]:

R: Let me to introduce... Neo! I mean, Leo! (I'm not sure it was like that, but must be close, at least)

The Ancient One:

R: *about Leo* That hothead.
D & M: o.o
R: I hate when Leo reminds me of myself.

[R: Let me to introduce... Neo! I mean, Leo! (I'm not sure it was like that, but must be close, at least)]

Actually I think that Don said that on episode: 'Ultimate ninja', but tell me if I'm wrong..

X-Leo
Really? Sorry, my memory betrayed me =)

walks in on foot head guys
says nice hats :lol!:

One of my absolute favorites:

"YEE-freakin'-HA!"
from 'the people's choice' (when he's riding what I believe was an alien centipede).

"Uuuuuh. TOYS!"
I think it was from 'good genes part two', when he broke in the chamber where the Foot Clan strored the giant robots. The way he said 'toys' was priceless. You could tell how excited he was just by the tone of the voice. <3

And speaking of toys, could anyone please tell me how the heck did they get away with "someone once said: the only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys; well if that's true, then I think I just became a man" 'cause I don't think you'd have to have your mind in the gutter to think unclean things! (I don't remember which episode it was from, but it's early in the series)

I that quote came from return to New York :night:

R: It´s really ticks me off!
D: Raph, everything ticks you off.
R: Not everything... all right everything...

Hmm... what about the classic lines from "Enter The Shredder"

Shredder: Your furry little friend knows me as Oroku Saki. You can call me: The Shredder!
Raph : A kitchen utensil?

Shredder: Join me.
Raph: Does the phrase "go suck a lemon" hold any meaning for ya?

Mikey: Hahahah! I can't believe I actually won!
Raph: That makes two of us...

Thug: What are you??

Raph: I am Green Vengeance!
Thug: Green Vengeance...whaaat?
Raph: Alright never mind...

Raph looks at Mikeys drawing of the turtles as superheroes
Raph: What is THAT? The ninJUSTICE league??

Raph: hey what do you get when you cross a turtle and a chicken?
Donnie: ..?
Raph: Mikey!

Raph: You think the monsters survived?
Mikey: Know your monsters Raph! It can melt ROCK!
Raph: Oh yeah! Maybe I forgot because I was trying NOT to get BURRIIIEED IN A COLLAPSING SUBWAY TUNEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(well, the quotes arn't much fun to READ, but the way Raph says them are just... awesome^^)

Mikey: Cowabunga!
Raph: Mikey I told you... no more...cowa..BUNGA...

Raph: Don't be scared...What's your name?
Tyler: *punch*
Raph: AOUGH! ...cute. Reeeaaal cute. Now just calm down...
Tyler: *PUUNNCH!*
Raph: AO OUGH!!! Man I hate kids...

Now I'm sure there's MANY more but I'm kinda busy watching all the episodes available.

lunaliljedal wrote:

Now I'm sure there's MANY more but I'm kinda busy watching all the episodes available.

Available? Hmm, where you've tried to watch these episodes? You have to know that there's a sweet channel on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/ayrosama

Ayrosama's channel (she's here at tmnt- forum too ) I think that you'll find every tmnt- episode there you wanna watch :cheers:

I've been there, And I'm watching all the episodes available.
You do know what that MEANS don't you?

It means, I am watching all of the AVAILABLE episodes, because not every single episode is AVAILABLE, but I am waching those who ARE.
Savvy?

lunaliljedal wrote:

I've been there, And I'm watching all the episodes available.
You do know what that MEANS don't you?

It means, I am watching all of the AVAILABLE episodes, because not every single episode is AVAILABLE, but I am waching those who ARE.
Savvy?

I know what it means. That's why I asked you where do you watch them, sorry.... O_o

(I'm sorry for off- topicing)

Raph- Wait i wanna hear him hit bottom

L- RAPH! COME ON
RAph- Uhh But i like when they go pop

both from ALiens among us

Man, youz mainly sed all the good quotes... let me think...

#3 Season 1

R: Yo... YO! Earth To Mikey!

Somewhere in season 1

R: Wat? Has this thing got some kinda mind control device in it cus your losin it Leo
L: Hey... give that back
R: Oh no, you can get ya new pals to give ya a new one

TMNT Podcast on 4kids.tv

M: The time I filled Raph's bed with whip-cream *chuckle*
R: I don't rememba that?
M: Oh, but you will...
R: WHY YOU! *thwack* THAT BETTER BE CLEANED UP BEFORE I HIT THE HAY TONIGHT LAUGHIN' BOY!

Space Invaders Season 3

Monzaram: Is it possible your brother has grown even MORE annoying since last time we met?
M: It's a rare gift!
R: Yer, and I WISH we could EXCHANGE it...

Ya know wat, I'm outa ideas for now, I'll be back wid more soon

Ok, this isn't Raph, but I simply had to put it somewhere

Season 1, Episode 24, "Lone Raph and Cub"
[Raph goes blind and Cub helps him to see by telling him where to go]
Raph: Where?
Cub: On the left!
[Raph goes on the left]
Cub: Other left!

XD I always laugh when I see this XD

Season 1.
Raph: Hey earth To Mikey.
Mikey: Wha?".
Raph: Shes awake, Leo maid her some tea, and she might consider that we might be real.
Mikey: Awsomely..Radicle Dude"
Raph: You Keep talking like that shes going to pass out again"
Mikey: hey...

From the 2007 Movie:
Raph: Its spicey meat balls on the house"

Movie 2007
Raph: Why does every one have a problem beliveing that I am a good guy.

Oh I just remeber this one hehe.
( When Shredder Strikes back)

Raph: Well Im in the showers"
(heads into the shower, starts singing)
Raph: Lada dee ladada laddeeee ohhhhh *Water goes cold*

oh fishicles



(Seson 6 ep 4)