What would Leo NEVER say?

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:02 pm

Leo- I think I'll skip practice today.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:34 am

LEO: Gotta catch them all, pokémon!
SPLINTER: Is this some new hip saying?
LEO: It's a zebra.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:30 am

Leo to Splinter: Master?

Splinter: Hmmm?

Leo: Did my bandanna come from the ocean??

Splinter: ?? No I made it myself.

Leo: But it's blue...

Splinter:...I know it's blue.

Leo:...you're LYING to me DIS COMES FROM DE OCEAN!!

Splinter: *takes a closer look at Leo's bloodshot eyes* My son...have you been eating...chocolate AGAIN??

Leo:...maybe.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:43 am

SPLINTER: *swaying a watch side to side* You are sleepy... you are under my command...
LEO: *watching* O.K...
SPLINTER: I will not touch shiny buttons...
LEO: What about red shiny buttons?
SPLINTER: No.
LEO: Fine, master...
SPLINTER: I will not eat chocolate...
LEO: Not even caramel crunch?
SPLINTER: Not even caramel crunch.
LEO:... Fine...
SPLINTER: It's working... I will dump Karai...
LEO: *jumps up* Oh em gee! You're going out with her? I thought I was!
SPLINTER: No, I meant-
LEO: *points* You can only dump someone you're dating, and you said you were going to dump her! *panics* SHE SAID SHE LOVED ME!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:03 am

Leo to Raph:...I wish I had a red bandanna too.

Raph:...well you know you used to *is shot*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:13 am

LEO: *throws rare vases into the air and throws shuriken at them* YAY!
RAPH: Wow he's good.
DON: Not exactly... *turns around and reveals shuriken on his back*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:19 am

Raph: WHAT THE SHELL??? *starts yanking shuriken out of his back*

Don: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP AAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKK!!

Raph: *yanked shuriken out* LEO ARE YOU BLIND?? YOU NEARLY KILLED YOUR LITTLE BRO...O.o; *finds a shuriken on his arm*

Leo: *evil grin*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:37 am

LEO: I is training so I is a better fighterer.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:58 am

Raph: BUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA Leo your too much *picks up book "How to be stupid: For Dummies* O.o didn't know you could be dumb and not stupid...must be some sort of a difference.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:38 pm

DON: That book makes no sense!
LEO: I reads ya like a book, y'dig!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:12 pm

Don: *picks up a book "Slang terms: For dummies"*...*looks back at Raph*

Raph:...*nods* Leo why do you have to look up this crap when you live in New York?? You want slang terms? Ask ME anytime...

Leo: I would normally...but you don't look like a teacher DUH! O.o

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:42 pm

RAPH: You're a stupid moron! You're as thick as... as...
LEO: A thick thing?
RAPH: Yes. I mean no. I mean... ARGH!!! *bangs head on wall*
LEO: Who's next?
*DON and MIKEY back away, nervous*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:47 pm

Leo to teddy: AWW teddy I couldn't sleep with out you *kisses nose*

Mikey: *watching in upper bunk bed*...everyone has there childhood memories...*looks back in his bed and kisses his action figures good night*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:14 pm

Splinter: Leonardo, what are you doing, my son?

Leo: Painting.

Splinter: Why on the wall?

Leo: Cause it's pretty, Daddy.

Splinter: Why do all insist on calling me Daddy?

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:02 pm

Mikey: *morning* Daddy?

Don: *afternoon* Daddy??

Raph: *evening* Daddy?

Leo: *night* Da...*CLOMP*

Splinter: *has his hands tightly clenched upon Leo's beak* P-PLEASE Leonardo call me Sensei!!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:05 pm

Leo: But I like the name Daddy. Why cant we call you Daddy?

Splinter: Just do it, my son.

Leo: Okay, I'll call Logan Daddy. Your Pappa.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:57 am

SPLINTER: No. I'm sensei.
LEO: You chose my name, so I should be able to choose yours.
SPLINTER: What do you want to be called, then?
LEO:... Mario.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:51 am

Raph: I WANNA BE BOWSER!!

Don: I'm LUIGI!

Mikey: Princess Pe-uh-I mean WARIO!!

Splinter: *is banging head on hard wall*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:18 am

SPLINTER: Time for training!
LEO: YAY! *gets out toy train* I'm ready, daddy.
SPLINTER:........

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:36 am

Splinter: I need a vacation.

Leo: Can I come, Daddy?

Splinter: No, my son. I need a vacation from you.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:18 pm

LEO: Oh... So lets go to me instead! *jumps on Splinter's back* WHEE!
SPLINTER: THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:23 pm

Leo: But I want a piggy back ride.

Splinter: I am too old for this.

Leo: *gets off* Maybe Raph'll give me a piggy back ride.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:34 pm

Leo: *Drools with zombie like stare* "Blooooooddddd....."

Raph: "Uh, Leo, put the katana away...we don't want to send you to rehab again..."

Leo: "It's either chocolate or blooddd...and you WON'T give me chocolate....sooooooo...bloooooddddddddddd!!!!!

Raph: *runs* SENSEI!!!! GIVE LEO THE SECRET STASH!!!! NOWWWW!!!!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:15 am

LEO: *on a tricycle* Yay! *falls off* WAH!!!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:06 pm

Raph: *Stares at Leo on tricycle* At least he's not after anyone's blood anymore...

Leo: Where!?

Raph: Me and my big mouth...