What would Leo NEVER say?

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:10 am

Raph: *smirks* ya forgot this little number right here! *shoves a chocolate malt down Leo's throat*

Leo: *eyes twitching, smiling and frowning all at once* EHEEEEEEEHEEEE THANKS RAPHIE WHOOOOOOO!!!

Raph: Anything for you Leo...*smirks* especially if you are unable to lead...that would be the perfect position for your favorite brother hehehehe...*imagines new life as leader*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:48 am

LEO: *jumps up* I'M ALL BETTER NOW.
RAPH: You just jumped off a building! How the shell can you be better???
LEO: Rawr!
RAPH:... I'll just go now. *leaves*
LEO: HA HA HA!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:58 am

Leo: ...I'm a little teacup short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout *lalalalalala*

Mikey, Don and Raph: :shock: This is our ninja training session??

Leo: *smiles* connecting with our childhood strengthens the soul...

Splinter: That's my boy! *starts singing with Leo*

Mikey to Raph and Don: <.<...wanna join the Shredder?

Raph and Don: Yep.

Mikey to Raph and Don: Think it's too late?

Raph and Don: It's never too late...

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:56 pm

LEO: You guys know that I'm the only one allowed to threaten to join the Shredder.
RAPH: We were joking.
LEO: Ohh... *laughs* Me too.
DON: Whatever.
LEO: I mean, I've already joined the foot.
MIKEY: Ha ha- What?

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:13 pm

Leo: Um...heh?

Raph: LEO!!

Leo: And uh...I...MARRIED KARAI bye!! *runs for his life*

Others: *start throwing things at Leo*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:00 am

LEO: *riding down a hill on a toaster* COWABUNGA DUDES!!!
RAPH: He seriously scares me.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:33 pm

Leo: But, but...Toasters are soooo cute and cuddlie! X3

Others: O.o

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:09 pm

LEO: It's keeping me nice and warm.
DON: It's not plugged in though.
LEO: Wow, I hadn't noticed. Idiot. *>.>*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:44 pm

Leo: *Hugs toaster for awhile*

Others: *Walk away*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:28 pm

LEO: Guys.
RAPH: Yeah?
LEO: I have realized something.
DON: What?
LEO: Well. The utroms crashed onto our planet, along with the Shredder. Then, it just so happens that the Shredder meets up with Hamato Yoshi, whose late girlfriend happened to find Splinter, whom Hamato took with him. Then Splinter happens to be in the sewers in New York when we fell into them with that canister, causing us to mutate.
MIKEY: So you figured something important out?
LEO: Shell no, I just wanted to waste your time.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:43 pm

Usagi:.....?

Leo: *gasps* Oh I thought my brothers told you about my pet rabbit.

Usagi: ...is... he sleeping?

Leo:... no he got sick, and uugh, we're getting a shoe box right now.

Usagi:..... So ka.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:47 pm

LEO: SHOE BOX YA! *puts his feet into a shoe box and slides along* Whee!!!
USAGI: *to RAPH* Has he suffered any damage recently?
RAPH: *puts head in hand* I gave up trying to understand where we went wrong years ago.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:01 pm

Haha, wow. You guys are awesome.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:25 pm

Xile:...what's this called again?

Leo: *is wrapping Xile up in bandages* a ceremonial burial...*points to the grave*

Xile: O_O *escapes*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:22 am

RAPH: Okay, Fearless Leader, what's the plan?
MIKEY: How are we like, gonna get past all those elite foot ninjas and get to the Shredder?
LEO: We close our eyes, and run in flailing our arms. Then, when we get captured and taken to the Shredder, we cry and hope he gives in, before leaving again.
RAPH:... Donnie, what's the plan?

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:35 am

Leo: *gurgle*

Others: *a tight room filled with Triceratons* oh no...

Leo: *gurgle

GRUMBLE*

Others: *panics* NO, n-no no no no no no STOP!!!

Leo: *fizz....FART*

Others: *all cover their noses* DUCK AND COVER *gasp*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:57 am

XD XD XD

LEO: As a wise dude once said, 'Give your eldest brother all your stuff'.
MIKEY: Wait... what?
LEO: GIMME GIMME GIMME!

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:23 am

Leo: I love to lick the walls 8P

Mikey: :pale: ...riiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhht....weirdo.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:28 am

LEO: I don't like vegetables.
SPLINTER: They're good for you. They'll help you become big and strong.
LEO: Raph's big and strong.
SPLINTER: Because he ate all his vegetables.
LEO: But he's fat and smelly and ugly too.
SPLINTER: Uh...

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:07 am

Splinter: ...what is that my son?

Leo: *is putting together a temple made of chocolate* Hehehehehehe...*face smeared with chocolate* n-nothing SPLINTER is only a yummy fortress thingy *eye twitches*

Splinter: O_o *leaves* I rue the day I gave him a bite of my chocolate cake...

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:14 pm

SPLINTER: My son?
LEO: *Wide awake, even though it' 3am. He's kneeling on the floor in the middle of the living room. MIKEY is wrapped in toilet paper, and LEO is sprinkling chocolate sprinkles onto him, often putting some into his own mouth* Uh... I can explain.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:41 pm

I'll cook supper tonight

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:55 pm

Leo: Hey Mikey, i like Superheros to now :d.
Mikey: Really?
Leo: Can i read some of your comics?
Mikey: But Gen..
Leo: *snicker* now i see why Raph has so much fun tormenting Mikey.

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:03 am

LEO: Heh heh...
APRIL: Stop poking me.
LEO: *pokes some more* Pokedy poke.
APRIL: Why are you poking me?
LEO: *pokes harder* YAY!
APRIL: *knocks him out*

Subject: Re: What would Leo NEVER say? Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:38 pm

Leo: *seeing cinnamon toast crunch squares orbiting around his head* Heeehhh...it's the taste you can see....heh-heh...

April: >.?