Quotes Thread

I've seen this on another forum, and it looks cool. ^_^

Basically, post anything here that you think is funny or whatever. However, the posts have to be from this forum. So you can't post things that you read on another forum or in a book or real-life. They have to have been said here.

I suppose you can quote from people's fanfics. :/

I'll start.

Xile wrote:

How about this:

1. Get out of school and do your
schooling at home.

2. Win the lotto and then you'll be too rich
to get punked on.

3. Get special friends who'd attack all who you
demand be disposed of XP


Hope that was some friendly advice!
XD

^^ Ha ha, that made me laugh. XD Perfect advice that should be followed.

LOL it should *demands attention* EVERYONE FOLLOW THESE THREE RULES AND YOU'LL BE SET FOR LIFE- *wink wink* I guarantee it

Let me see if I can find some fascinating quotes, I know I'm sure you got a bunch Livi XP


Here's one Livi had posted while unaware of the fact she is exposing her extreme-hype emotions:

Quote :

Okay, seriously... RIGHT NOW I WILL WRITE THAT LAST CHAPTER. AND THEN I WILL DRINK MILK. MAYBE EAT COOKIES. YEAH. I LIKE COOKIES.

OHMYFREAKINCOOKIENESS I LOVE MILK AND COOKIES *GASP* I AM SO HYPED UP NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *pant* wow that was weird XP

Xile wrote:

OHMYFREAKINCOOKIENESS I LOVE MILK AND COOKIES *GASP* I AM SO HYPED UP NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *pant* wow that was weird XP

haha, that cracked ME up!

Ooh, one from my fanfiction:

"Morning, Blue." Leo said from behind my newspaper. I snatched it out of his hands, rolled it up, then whacked him over the head with it. He looked up at me, startled.
"Leo." I began. "Have you been meditating for hours on end again?" I accused and the slight redness to his cheeks confirmed my suspicions. I pointed at the clock. "It's only just midnight now! Not flippin' 6am!"
"Well, what are you doing up then?" He asked and I sighed.
"A bad dream about you 4 boys."
"Sorry I asked."
I whacked him again. "Bed, now."

May not be funny to you, but it cracks me up :3

I remember reading that bit. XD Silly Leo, staying up late.

haha, there's another one I like, but the chapter's not on the forum yet T-T

"I was too much of a coward," I muttered. "I don't usually get that angry..." I ignored the unconvinced expression on her face. "So I'm not used to the whole 'saying sorry' thing. I went to the dojo to cool off… to make myself feel better. It's a good way of letting off steam."

"I find that it helps as well," Karai said. At least we had one thing in common. "I have four specially designed punching bags, all of them carefully crafted to resemble each of you turtles."

And...

"Why aren't you trying to capture me?"

"There is no point. You will get into the water before I can reach you… besides, I do not really want to capture you."

Mikey laughed. "Good one. You put Leo in that weird pod thing and Sensei's probably rotting in your dungeon."

"We do not have a dungeon."

"Really? You should invest in one or something. All evil lairs need a dungeon."

"I will bear that in mind."

I make Karai sound like she has a sense of humour. XD However, I now want to redo all of Mikey's World. ;o; So many grammatical errors and typos...

Just leave it! It's great as it is! XD haha, Karai made me crack up at those times ^-^

This has always been my favorite from my fic on here (Bloody Night Life, Chapter Two: "Nothing But the Blood")

The vampiress' red hair flamed in contrast of her beautiful pale skin, as did the blood that coated her lips like the brightest lipstick. "Well, well. You got past the guards. What do you call yourself, turtle?" she asked, leaving the blonde on the couch and walking towards him. Raphael met the vampiress' sneer with his own trademark one. "Raphael" he replied as she got closer to him. "And what makes you think that you can just barge into the vampire queen of Louisiana's home?" Raphael's smirk almost flew off his face, and he saw the blonde woman leave. "The-the Queen?" he said, now standing up completely straight. "And tell me, Raphael. Are you sensitive?" she said, smiling. "No..uh, ma'am." he replied. "Good." she said, bearing her fangs.

Katniss wrote:

Just leave it! It's great as it is! XD haha, Karai made me crack up at those times ^-^

I wouldn't change the jokes, but just reread it and make sure things make sense. :D