What would Mikey NEVER say?

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:48 pm

CRYSTAL: Just give him a piggyback ride.
XILE: Fine. Come onto my back.
MIKEY: Why?
XILE: So you can get a piggyback ride.
MIKEY: Why'd you want to give me a piggyback ride, you weirdo?

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:06 pm

Xile: ARGH!! I GIVE UP YOU FREAK...*grabs him by arm and hands him to Crystal* I'm taking a vacation...after your done with him feel free to join me...

Mikey:...coward Razz

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:38 pm

CRYSTAL: Mikey, you can be such a jerk.
MIKEY: Beef jerkie?

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:11 pm

Leo: No you moron <.<

Mikey:...I am not you jerk.

Leo: *grinds teeth* Don I can't take it any longer GIVE ME THE SEDATIVE *lunges at Mikey* I'LL PUT HIM OUT TILL THE EFFECTS WHERE OUT!

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:15 pm

Crystal: Normaly, I would protest, but....

Mikey: Hey, Xile, can I have a piggy back ride?

Xile: *bangs head on wall, braking the wall*

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:04 am

MIKEY: Xile, performing that action may result in you receiving a concussion.

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:30 am

Xile: *has an idea* I know how to end your weirdness Mikey...once and FOR ALL!! *picks him up, throws Mikey to the moon*

Others: 8O

Xile: *smirks* problem solved...

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:11 pm

MIKEY: *lands on XILE*
XILE: Don't. Say. A-
MIKEY: YOU SUCK!
XILE: What was that?
MIKEY:... You're my best friend.

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:12 pm

Crystal: Mikey you're scaring me.

Mikey: *evil laugh*

Crystal: *hides behind Raph*

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:28 pm

Mikey: *suddenly reverts back to being normal, rubs eyes* Sup guys...why are all of you looking at me that way??

Xile: *silently edges toward Mikey* o.o are you...back to normal?

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:15 pm

MIKEY: Of course I am, giant pizza.

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:36 pm

Xile: <.<

Others:...o.o

Crystal: He's nuts.

Xile: We should go on vacation for a while *picks Mikey up and sets him on his shoulder* it'll do him good.

Mikey: LET ME DOWN YOU ******

Xile: 8O

Others: >8O

Mikey: *cheesy grin* I'm sorry?

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:33 am

SPLINTER: I DO NOT ACCEPT SUCH LANGUAGE!
MIKEY: *swears into an envelope and gives it to SPLINTER* WILL YOU ACCEPT IT NOW?
CRYSTAL: IDIOT!
XILE: WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING?
MIKEY: No, it's just you.

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:36 am

Xile:...you have a point...I've had enough. *places hand on Mikey's head*

Others: O.o what are you doing?

Xile: *evil grin* You shall see...

Mikey: You little crapper...*buzz* HRK!!

Xile: *special white electricity zapping Mikey's brain*

Mikey: -.- *sleeping*

Others: HURRAAAH!! YAY FOR XILE!!

Mikey: *evil laugh* I'm still awake! *POW*

Crystal: *punched Mikey's lights out* Wink

Others: YAY FOR CRYSTAL TOO!! *they lift up Crystal and (with difficulty) Xile and parade them down the road...dragging Mikey with them*

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:25 pm

LEO: You don't think this is a bit cruel?
MIKEY: *hugs LEO* Listen to him! Oh, I love you so MUCH!
LEO: Actually, Xile. Crystal. Just continue.

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:34 pm

Crystal: Okay. *walks up to Mikey and hugs him*

Others: HUH!?!

Mikey: AH GIRL COOTIES!!!!!! *runs off toward home*

Crystal: Problem solved.

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:47 pm

Xile: ...cooties??

Crystal: You wouldn't understand <.<

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:49 pm

Leo: He still thinks you have cooties?

Crystal: No.

Leo: Then why did he run off?

Crystal: Cus I said that Don told me they were real.

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:00 pm

Mikey: *overheard conversation* YOU LIARS!! *takes out a water balloon machine gun and starts shooting at them* TAKE THAT MUHAHAHAHAHA!!

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:02 pm

Crystal: *doesnt like getting wet* Okay, Mikey, give me that!

Don: *conserned when Crystal pulls out claws* Don't hurt him to much.

Mikey: *starts chewing on Crystal's claws*

Crystal: What the...?

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:07 pm

Xile:...YOU HAVE CLAWS?? Cool so do I! *shows off long black finger claws*

Mikey: OOO YUMMY!!

Xile: O.o say what? *is assulted by Mikey*

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:09 pm

Crystal: Okay, Mikey, lets go home.... You need a nap.

Mikey: *hisses*

Crystal:...Did you just hiss?

Mikey: *growles*

Raph: What are ya'? A dog?

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:17 pm

Mikey: *licks Raph's face* Yup.

Xile: Ah dude that's just sick...

Raph: *rubs face with Rubbing Alchohol* YOUR TELLING ME!!

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:18 pm

Mikey: *looks at Crystal* Can I chew on your claws again?

Crystal: No.

Mikey: Fine. I'll just go eat your journal that I already read.

Crystal: *sees red* YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Subject: Re: What would Mikey NEVER say? Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:23 pm

Mikey: SIKE Razz

Xile:...wow I didn't know you were so stupid...

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