What would Mikey NEVER say?

MIKEY: I want to be a geisha.
LEO: No.
MIKEY: You never like my ideas!
LEO: Because they're stupid.

MIKEY: Eek! My hair is getting wet.
DON: It's not raining, and you don't have hair.
MIKEY: You're just saying that because you have no hair.
DON: * *

MIKEY: RISE AND SHINE IT'S TIME TO TRAIN!
LEO: *looks at clock* It's 3am.
MIKEY: YAY! Leo can read the time! Let's clap for him.
LEO: It's too early to train.
MIKEY: We'll pretend you never said that. Now let's TRAIN!

5 minutes later...

LEO: When you said train... I thought you meant train.
MIKEY: *pushes Thomas the Tank Engine toy along* I did!

MIKEY: My name is Bob.

Actually, I think Mike might actually say that.

MIKEY: My name is Bobby Bobbington, and I hate video games, comics and cats. The nunchucks is a lousy weapon, Raph is awesome, I want extra training with Splinter and Don and Leo are not boring.

RAPH: Want some cookies?
MIKEY: Sure-
LEO: Hi guys!
MIKEY: *narrows eyes and flips, throwing cookies through the air, which pin LEO to the wall* None for you, brother of mine.
LEO: ???

MIKEY: I am... the Terrapin Tycoon! *spins*
RAPH: Weren't ya the Turtle Titan?
MIKEY: That's a stupid name.

MIKEY: Why must I always fail? I'll never be as cool as Don, or as tough as Raph, or as awesome as Leo... *cries*

: *Sigh* "Guys? I'm DONE being the battle nexus champion... actually I'm getting sick of getting attention all the stinkin' time. I'm done with it all!"
: "But Mikey, you love being the Battle Nexus champion. Why give it up?"
: "Leo's right. It's always been you're fav thing to express. Why would you throw away such a grand prize?"
: "Because, I'm even getting annoyed by myself. Don't worry guys, I'll stick my trophie in the closet."
: "But Mikey? If you can't be annoying anymore, who whould there be for me to punch?"
: "Punch Don. He's pretty annoying. *Imitates Donatello* "Oh I'm smart, I know everything I can just figure it all out in an instant.... See how smart I am?!". I mean c'mon. And I cleaned my room this morning too. So now you can see the floor!"
: "Wow Michelangelo. You want to change or something? Maybe a little sick?"
: "No. It just feels better. Be right back...." *runs into his room*
: "Punch me? Why would he even come up with that?"
: "I would if I was bored. What's he doing do you suppose?"
: "I dunno..."

(ten minutes later)...

: "Kay dudes. I'm back!"
: "WHOA!!!! WHAT THE.... MIKEY??!!"
: "Mikey what the shell are you doing!"
: "I think I ask for all of us when I say, Mike? What the shell are you doing with a .45?"
: "Oh just trying to find something to do. *walks off* Here kitty kitty kitty... Cluuunck?!"
: ".......................?????????????"

DON: Have you seen Raph anywhere?
MIKEY: Yes. I beat him up and locked him in a closet. Tell anyone and I'll smash your face in.

MIKEY: *wearing Link outfit* TO THE TWIFORCE.
LEO: It's Triforce.
MIKEY: What... How could you correct me about a video game?
LEO: Welcome to your worst nightmare.
MIKEY: No... You don't play Legend of Selfa.
LEO: Zelda.
MIKEY: Why am I failing?
LEO: I'm more worried when you don't fail.
MIKEY: I'm... I need some time to think.
LEO: Some?
MIKEY: *beats LEO up and throws him in a closet*

XD Good one Xile.

MIKEY: I threw out all my video games, so now I won't get distracted. Now, I can spend more time meditating with you, sensei!
SPLINTER: I won't comment.

MIKE: Hey Leo, I'll take over your job as leader. I'm better than you.
LEO:

Okay...

MIKEY: *skipping with a skipping rope made out of daisies* I love studying, I love my brothers, I love vegetables and...
SPLINTER: *leaves, somewhat confused*

LOL!!
: I hate life!
: You finally agree with me!