What would Splinter NEVER say?

: "Ummm... Sensei? What the shell are you doing?"
: "Playing games with Michelangelo.... MIKE MOVE!!"
: "I'm trying to master.... you kick major behinds in games."
: "As you can recall Mike I was the Master Gamer of the Gamerz Champions."
: "......"
: "It's true. I was the greatest gamer ever. Even Mega Man. I can beat that game as if it was a hot kife cutting through mealted butter.... MIKE WATCH OUT MAN!!!
: "Well... I'm going to go read some comics."
: "Right behind ya!"
: "What did I say?"

SPLINTER: OMG! It's a ME smilie!

SPLINTER: I got da pizza! Mikey-dawg, you get the nachos.

MIKEY: Uh, okay.

SPLINTER: We are all gonna have a wicked time. LEO! What are you doin'?

LEO: You never call me Leo. I'm calling April in case you-

SPLINTER: *snatches shell cell and eats it* Sit.

Splinter: ...mmmm Leo you smell like Pumpkin Pie 83

Leo: *is nervous* yeah uh right <.<;

Splinter: 83 ...is it...tasty??

Leo: * ??? *

Splinter: Is it scrumptious?? Gooey? Sticky?? ICKY?? YUMMY??? My precious...come closer 83 83 83 83

Leo: *is now in a state of panic* M-master CONTROL YOURSELF!! I'm not EDIBLE!!

Splinter: *evil witch-like laugh* YOU'LL TASTE FINE AS MY TURTLE SUSHI HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *attacks Poor Leo*