What would Raph NEVER say?

(A early morning Leo walks into Raph's room)...

: "Hey Raph. I was thinking maybe we, should... what are you doing?"
: "Ima writing a letter." *teehee*
: "Whoa Raph... what was that weird noise you just made? And writing a letter to whom?"
: "Why... I'm writing a cute little letter to my biggest crush! I finally know the meaning of, *loving sigh* Love. I'm asking her on a date!"
: "...oh heh, really? Who uhhh... who's the umm, *clicks tongue* lucky lady? If I may ask." *chuckles softly*
: "Omg Leo if I tell you... you like, have no need to be totally jelouce of me understand? Or mabey a little bit would be fine."
: "heh RAPH!! *ahem* Is it.. It's not... well, April is it?!"
: "HAHAHAHAAAAHHAAAH!!!! Oh that's rich. hehe ohhh. No silly guy. It's well between you an I, *Get's close to Leo's ear* It's Karai." *teehee*

(Silence for thee minutes as Raph continues to write his paper)...

: "Ummm.... okay well... I better go! Good luck." *walks off*
: *Sigh* "I knew he'd be jelouce. well where was I? Oh yeah, "I love you Karai, your sweet cute little honeybunch, Raphael." I love her!" *kisses the paper*

RAPH: *writing* You... are... the love... of my... life... Uh.. I want you... to be... my wife...
LEO:*stuffs Raph in a sack and throws him into the sewer water*
RAPH: Thanks for the bath bro. Now Karai won't think I smell bad! You're the best.
DON: How is he meant to get out?
LEO: He doesn't.
RAPH: I smell better than before.
DON: But... but you're in sewer water.
MIKEY: Exactly.

MIKEY: It's my pizza slice!
CASEY: It's mine!
RAPH: *wearing a white robe* Friends... Let us not fight over material. We should hold hands and be friends. Words should not be used to contaminate the soul.

RAPH: *dancing in some bunny slippers late at night* Oh yeah, I feel so happy.
MIKEY: *returns to room, unsure if he was dreaming*
RAPH: *claps hands* This is so cool.

RAPH: *spreads out arms and hops around on one foot*

DON: What are you doing?

RAPH: Mike's the Turtle Titan, and then he made me his Robin boy or whatever.

DON: Uh . . . so what are you doing?

RAPH: I'm showing Mike I'm a better superhero than him, and he should be my sidekick.

DON: Yeah, have fun with that. *walks away, perplexed*

Kim_072609 wrote:

(A early morning Leo walks into Raph's room)...

: "Hey Raph. I was thinking maybe we, should... what are you doing?"
: "Ima writing a letter." *teehee*
: "Whoa Raph... what was that weird noise you just made? And writing a letter to whom?"
: "Why... I'm writing a cute little letter to my biggest crush! I finally know the meaning of, *loving sigh* Love. I'm asking her on a date!"
: "...oh heh, really? Who uhhh... who's the umm, *clicks tongue* lucky lady? If I may ask." *chuckles softly*
: "Omg Leo if I tell you... you like, have no need to be totally jelouce of me understand? Or mabey a little bit would be fine."
: "heh RAPH!! *ahem* Is it.. It's not... well, April is it?!"
: "HAHAHAHAAAAHHAAAH!!!! Oh that's rich. hehe ohhh. No silly guy. It's well between you an I, *Get's close to Leo's ear* It's Karai." *teehee*

(Silence for thee minutes as Raph continues to write his paper)...

: "Ummm.... okay well... I better go! Good luck." *walks off*
: *Sigh* "I knew he'd be jelouce. well where was I? Oh yeah, "I love you Karai, your sweet cute little honeybunch, Raphael." I love her!" *kisses the paper*

OMG That made me laugh and jump around the house xD

RAPH: I'm gonna go find Mona Lisa. I'll only return when I find her. *leaves*
DON: We should have told him she doesn't exist in this series.
LEO: He'll be back soon.

100 years later...

RAPH: *with a walking stick* Hey guys! I just remembered! Mona Lisa doesn't exist in this series.
LEO:... *facepalm*

o____o He ate Mikey??? D: D: D:

RAPH: Oi, Livi and Xile! Quit makin' me look like a loser. You're both
cruel heartless people, making me eat Mikey and look for a non-existent
person for a century. You better cut it out, or I'll kill you! I'm a pretty teapot, short and stout. I love pink things and Mikey is the best. *dances around like an idiot*

LEO: ...? Why did you say that?

RAPH: Those creeps are controlling what I say. Because I love life, and I'm so happy today! Yipee!

LEO: You're creeping me out, bro.

RAPH: Help me, Leo. I beg of you... Stop them! *cries like a baby*

XD We're good.

RAPH: No Mikey to annoy me... no Leo to boss me about... no Don to geek me out... no Splinter to tell me to have a bath... Shell, I love my life.

*the OTHERS behind him, weapons at the ready*

RAPH: *turns around* Uh... *goes onto four legs and licks Mikey's feet* I'M A PRETTY GIRL!

Lily... What's a daily dose of happiness?

*long boring argument*

LEO: I'm leading this mission, and that's final!

RAPH: Okay, bro, you win.

LEO: I'm not going to stand here- Wait... what?

RAPH: You can be leader. I mean, you're so good at it, and you enjoy it. I don't want to take away your joy. I'm happy following you, so it's cool! *laughs happily*

LEO: *mutters about RAPH getting too much of a dose of happiness*

Don: Raph...give me the pills *Trying to coax Raph out of the corner of his room while Mikey and Leo are blocking the door so he can't escape*

Raph:*Twitching and hugging the pills tightly* N-NEVER! I won't let you take away my joy! Go away, me and mister pill bottle need to talk alone! *chunks another 3 pills in his mouth*

Don: Raph! Stop! You only need one pill per week. Overdue it anymore, and you'll get sick, as well as emotionally...

Raph: *withdraws his sai and puts the pills in his belt* Never! One just isn't enough! *Lunges for the door, but Leo quickly turns the tables on Raph and knocks him out*

Don: Thanks Leo, I'll just take these pills from him and keep it in a safe place.

Leo: What is that big needle for? *pointes at seringe that don is holding*

Don: Its to knock him out the rest of the day...but the sideaffects may include vomiting as soon as he wakes up in the morning. *injects the medicine into raph*

Leo: Oh well, at least we'll have some peace and quiet the rest of the day...

ROFL nice on BowStaff001

XD

RAPH: *muttering nonsense*

SPLINTER: Raphael, you do not need any pills to make yourself happy.

RAPH: *continues*

SPLINTER: I suggest that-

RAPH: MASTER SPLINTER DOESN'T WASH HIS HANDS AFTER HE USES THE TOILET!

SPLINTER:...

RAPH: HE SMELLS AND HE-

SPLINTER: *shoves pills down Raph's throat* It's better this way.

Raph: *nom nom nom nom nom*

Splinter: *is wearing a cereal box costume* RAPHAEL!! Did you consume ALL of the cereal in our food supplies??

Raph: *drops box* *eyes Splinter hungrily* YUM YUM'S!! EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!!

Spinter: * O_O * *costume is being eaten*

RAPH: For Halloween, I could be a ninja turtle! I've always wanted to be the one with the orange mask.

DON: Firstly, it's August. Secondly... what, Mikey?

RAPH:Yeah... He's the cool one.

Let's order some pizza.
While we eat let's listen to some rap

Then we play video games! ]
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YUMMY

RAPH: *watching old cartoon with Mona Lisa* Heh, what kind of sucker would like her?

LEO:...

RAPH: Hey Leo, wanna play?

LEO:... Play what?

RAPH: Chess!

LEO:... You hate chess. Last time we played you shoved the chess board into Don's face, remember?

RAPH: I'm sorry.

*plays chess and Leo wins*

RAPH: Good game.

LEO: Who ARE you?

RAPH: I'm your little brother Raphael.

Raph: *stupid grin* I love you big brudder 83

Leo: * O.e * stay back Raph...STAY BACK!!

Xile wrote:

ROFL nice on BowStaff001

XD

Lol, thanks Xile.

Raph: *Wakes up later the next day, and rushes to the bathroom to barf his guts out*

*Leo and Don are waking right outside in the hallway*

Leo: Hey Donny, have you checked up on Raph yet?

Don: Not yet, how about we go check on him now...

*Leo and Don go into Raph's room and soon find him pukeing in his toilet in the bathroom*

Raph: *Looks up long enough to see Leo and Donny and smiles tiredly* Hey guys, is there any reason why there are bunnies jumping around everywhere? There was one in the toilet earlier...

Leo: *bangs head against nearby wall*

Donny: *sighs* I'll be right back Raph... *goes to his room to get a new needle and seringe*