What would Raph NEVER say?

"Hey Leo, you look tense, would you like a massage?"

Katanamaster's "may I join you on your meditation" was hilarious, the simple thought of Raph speaking so politely scares me! XD

*looks at little spider on the wall*
*girly scream*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*rises nonexsistant dress and runs for the hills*

Mikey,I love ya.*kisses him*

Mikey:Raph...You are freaky..... :shock:

"Mikey, I love how you replaced my Sai with rubber chickens and instead of beating you to a pulp, I'll give you a hug!"
He would never say that, but was that funny! replacing his sai with chickens WAS A CLASSIC, but I got classically beaten up... BY ALL 3 OF MY BROS! That hurt

Michelangelo wrote:

"Mikey, I love how you replaced my Sai with rubber chickens and instead of beating you to a pulp, I'll give you a hug!"
He would never say that, but was that funny! replacing his sai with chickens WAS A CLASSIC, but I got classically beaten up... BY ALL 3 OF MY BROS! That hurt

Mikey,tell me when your bros are about to beat you up,And I'll get 'em.XD

mikeyfangirl2581 wrote:

Michelangelo wrote:

"Mikey, I love how you replaced my Sai with rubber chickens and instead of beating you to a pulp, I'll give you a hug!"
He would never say that, but was that funny! replacing his sai with chickens WAS A CLASSIC, but I got classically beaten up... BY ALL 3 OF MY BROS! That hurt

Mikey,tell me when your bros are about to beat you up,And I'll get 'em.XD

of course!
and heres a conversation that raph would never dare join/have.

R: Oh Leo, aren't these really poisenous and killer spiders beautiful?
L: What's gotten into you lately?
R: *girly scream*
L: What is it?
R: That harmless and small ant is so scary!
L: That's it, I'm getting Master Splinter.

L: Master Splinter, What's wrong with him?
MS: It seems your brother can't decide whether to love or hate or be scared of bugs, my son.
M: HAHAHAHAHA! RAPHY'S SCARED OF BUGS! RAPHY'S SCARED OF BUGS! HEHE!
R: Oh, but fear is natural and I do admit bugs do startle me a little...
M: Whats with you? *gets idea* I've got a really mean Idea!
R: What is it, my dearest lovely brother?
M: Theres something seriously wrong with him...

M: You look 'wonderful' Raphy!
R: Oh I do, don't I?
L+D: What The? Mikey...
M: It suits him, don't it?
L: Uhh... Come on *tries hold in laugh* A pink dress is hardly the way to cure his weird behaviour... *cacks up laughin!*
R: Oh but, Leonardo, I love it so much! I look so pretty!
D: *cacks up laughin* Mike, you've out-done yourself, get the camera!
*SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP*

That's wat would maybe neva happen...

Lol this just popped in my head

R-*sings* ITS RAINING MEN AHHLAAALOOYAAA ITS RAINING MEN AHH MEN
L+D+M=.....
L-OK Who fed Raph Sugar?

sorry if it isn;t funneh O_O

another 'never to be had' conversation:

R: *sneaks into kitchen and gobbles any and all sugar lollies/snacks in kitchen*
L: I'm gunna go make them sugary things, what are they called again?
M: meranges...
L: Yer, them, wanna help?
M: anything to get away from another Donny lecture on how virus infect your computer and stuff, I mean BORING!
L: lets go.

L: *looks in all cupboards, can't find sugar* Where is it? I can't find that whole batch of sugar I bought this morning. I didn't wear those itchy clothes for nothing
R: *walks in listening to Mike's ipod* Nanana
M: Hey, superstar, that's mine *takes ipod*
R: I didn't know you listened to gwen stafani, the veronicas and hannah montana? Gone girly Mike?
M: *goes red with anger and embarrasment* Raph, how'd you...?
R: just checked your computer
M: *gets more angry* Raphael!
R: Gimme that *takes ipod and stands on the table and starts dancing singing 'Best of both worlds' by hannah montana* ...i get da best of both worlds...
L: What the?
M: *shrugs*
R: Mikey, Leo, lets dance
L + M: SAY WHAT???
R: *forces mike and leo to dance*
L: *does little sway*
M: *taps foot*
R: *dances like a freakin mainiac and tries to waltz with Leo*
L: ARGH! Donny! Mikey! Help me out here! *can't get out of Raph's grip*
D + M: *free's Leo and watches as Raph does a girly dance on the table*
D: Huh?
L+M: Don't ask us...
D: I think I know where the sugar went
L: Where?
D: *points to Raph* He ate it
M: so much for meranges...
L: Man, next time, he's going to the shops
D: Agreed, now lets let cinderella do her little dance
L+M: *snickers and walk off*
R: *still dancing like little girl*
D: Pathetic... *walks off*
R: I'm a lucky girl who's dreams came true but underneath it all, I'm just like you!
M: *around corner* yes, got that little sentence on video, he's toasted! hehe!

um..*thinks really hard* I know!

R=*wears banana suit and has pom poms* ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
L,D,M-....
L-Mikey get the camera

Michelangelo, your tales are the graetest xDDD
Well, here's my thing.
"I HATE cereals!!"
"I love anime/manga!"
--'

How about:

"I want to be Michaelangelo when I grow up!"

How about this:

"Instead of fighting, why don't we discuss our disagreements over a cup of tea?"

"Bugs, I love bugs!"

"Cowabunga!"....although he did say it in "headlock prime" (TMNT FF)

Cowabunga? XD That's a quote of everyone in whole series XD

This forum has me in tears from laughing!!!


Here is my ideas.

Excuse me, but would you be so kind as to keep it down I am trying to meditate.

These comics are the best and so realistic. I wish I was a super hero. sigh...... Wonder where I can bye a cape?

5,6,7,8, who do we appreciate Turtle Titan!!!!!!!!

hey mikey you are the best.i go and sell my motocycle to buy the new justice force comic.in this comic you are to mikey.you are my hero!

master splinter, can i borrow your dress? (aka his robe)

leo, you look so pretty in that headband

hey donni can you tell me all about science stuff?

master splinter, can you teach me how to be a good and loving turtle

im gonna become a vegitarian

I am going to use propper gramer from now on, my brothers.

Mikey! My Brotha! Wassup!? I Love you sooooooooooooo much! Come over here n' give me some love!

~Wow, that would be special....special ed XD

SPLINTER: I haven't seen Raphael in days. I suppose this is a phase you teenagers go through. My sons, go find him.

*goes to look*

DON: Raph? Where are you?
LEO: Raphael?
MIKEY: Uh, you mean Raphaella.

*RAPH is dancing on his bed, in a pink dress, with a blonde wig on, wearing lots of make-up, singing 'Dancing Queen'*

LEO: What... the... shell?
MIKEY: Where the shell did he get all that stuff?
LEO: I wonder too-
MIKEY: I must know! I have a wig that so matches that dress!
LEO:.............................
..................
......................... Anyway, lets go stop him before Sensai comes. But where did he get that stuff?
DON: Uh... yeah...
LEO: Please not you too.
MIKEY: *goes and gets dresses and wigs* Come on! There's enough for everyone!
RAPH: Yay!!! Come on, dancing queens!
LEO: Who would possibly?...
MIKEY and DON: *dressed up* Dancing queen... young and sweet...
LEO: *hears SPLINTER enter* Sensai! They've gone mad! They-
SPLINTER: *walks past in red wig and blue dress* YOU CAN DANCE... *joins in*
LEO:..........
OTHERS: Having the time of your lives!
RAPH: Come on, Leo! Join in the fun!
LEO:... I'm going to go see if the Shredder still wants me to join him.*leaves*
DON: Geez, he can't take a joke.
MIKEY: Yeah, it was obvious that we were playing around. So much for your plan, Raph.
RAPH: There was a plan?
OTHERS: *:¦* *edges away*

OMG! Another good one Livi!

"i need a bandaid"