What would Raph NEVER say?

RAPH: I've opened RELATIONSHIP counciling! Who wants to go first? And by that, I mean if you don't I'll get mad.

So...

APRIL: Do you have any experience what-so-ever?

RAPH: Yes.

CASEY: No you ain't.

RAPH: *smiles sweetly* I can get some here. *cries* PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE!

APRIL: Okay.

RAPH: What's the problem?

CASEY: Nothing.

RAPH: Excellent, you can go. *hugs them both*

: Splinter, you stink like heck!
Splinter hits on the head with his stick.

RAPH: I hate cereal.

LEO: Huh?

RAPH: I prefer tofu.

: I wanta grow up and be a cook someday!
: I always knew you weren't grown-up!
: Guess I'm not!
: This is weird!

RAPH: *drinking coffee and twitching* Heh heh.

LEO: What's the matter with you?

RAPH: I'm just waiting for the cereal fairies to come out.

LEO: What?

RAPH: Mikey told me that every full moon, they come out and give out free cereal!

LEO: *goes away*

(Lol! Great one!)

: *Skipping in the streets* La la la la la!
: What are you doing?
: Being happy!
: Your never happy! Your not supposed to be at least.
: Who says?
: The director!
: Places everyone! I'm the director!
: Okay!
: Uh...

*alert alert*

Don: IT'S THE BEER ALARM!!

Mikey: I'LL GET HIM!!

Raph: *is carrying empty beer bottles* * #.@ * YOU'LL *hick* NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

: *Smoking a cigarette* I love these!
: *Hits Raph on the head* Ugh!
: Dowh!

RAPH: Some like it hot...

DON: Pardon?

RAPH: Some like it cold...

DON: What are you-

RAPH: Some can wait 'til they're really old!

DON: This makes no sense.

RAPH: Listen to your heart, not your head. Be free, and sit with your soul as you think about what I said. Gaze at your aura as you soar way up high. Accept the truth, or else your spirit will die.

*sniffle* That was beautiful Livi. Lol

Raph: *Takes off his headband and puts it on Klunk* You're meeee!!!!

Klunk: >.? Meow?

Raph: *Grabs Mikey's spare orange headband* And now!!! I'm YOU!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Klunk: >.>....

Great logic!

LEO: So if I put on this Shredder helmet, that makes me him. *puts it on*

RAPH: IT'S THE SHREDDER! AH!

LEO: *takes it off*

RAPH: Leo... you... the Shredder was here a minute ago... He must be close by... Quick, we can still find him!

Raph: *hugggles Klunk* I LOOOOVVEE YOU KLUNKY WUNKY!!!

Klunk: *Implodes from being hugged so tightly*

Raph: *holds the remains of Klunk in his hands and starts to sob* WAAAAHHHH!

Mikey: Walks into the room, but then turns around to leave the lair* I'm gonna have to fill the void now.....off to the animal shelter.....

D=

RAPH: Look at we we're TMNT. *does a stupid dance*

DON: Uh... Raph?

RAPH: All of us four We're TMNT, cry for more!

LEO: Raph! We're in the middle of morning meditation.

SPLINTER: ( )

BowStaff001 wrote:

*sniffle* That was beautiful Livi. Lol

Raph: *Takes off his headband and puts it on Klunk* You're meeee!!!!

Klunk: >.? Meow?

Raph: *Grabs Mikey's spare orange headband* And now!!! I'm YOU!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Klunk: >.>....

Funny.

Do a little dance. Make a little love Get down tonight!

RAPH: Klunk is soooooo cute! So adorable! There is only one thing I love more, and that's my family.

DON: Uh... thanks?

RAPH: Please, brother, let us partake in a friendly HUG. *hugs Don*

Raph: *is pretending to be a dog* WOOOOOOF!!

Mikey: AHH ahh okay Raph down boy! *oof*

Raph: *is panting, licks at Mikey's face*

Mikey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEER COOTIES *calls for help*

Lady Venus wrote:

BowStaff001 wrote:

*sniffle* That was beautiful Livi. Lol

Raph: *Takes off his headband and puts it on Klunk* You're meeee!!!!

Klunk: >.? Meow?

Raph: *Grabs Mikey's spare orange headband* And now!!! I'm YOU!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Klunk: >.>....

Funny.

Haha, thanks

Klunk: *Walks into the room where Raph is sitting down and watching TV*

Raph: *Turns his head to see Klunk and his eyes instantly glitter with joy and happiness* Yay! Klunky! C'mon ere' wittle one!!!

Klunk: *classic anime droplet* *Runs for dear life*

Raph: *chases after Klunk* WAAIIIITTTT!!!! I want to hug you!!!

Klunk: *remembers what happened when Raph hugged him last time and runs faster*

Poor Klunk. Though I always wanted to be huggled until I exploded.

RAPH: Mr Wobbletail, care for a spot of tea? *holds up rabbit toy* Yes Waphael. *clears throat* Here you go. *Pours imaginary tea*

CASEY: Raph?

RAPH: Want some, Mrs Duck? *squeaky voice* Yes yes, quack!

Livi wrote:

Poor Klunk. Though I always wanted to be huggled until I exploded.

Haha, don't we all XP?

Raph: *Has dressed up Klunk into a tuxedo and tied him to a chair, making him join the tea party*

Klunk: -_-...

Raph: One lump or two Mr. Klunk? *pours cup of tea for Klunk*

Klunk: O.o...

DON: Leo, I get the impression that Raph has lost his mind, and has become obsessed with Klunk.

LEO: I know. It's not like he really paid Klunk any attention before...

RAPH: Hey you two! Want to play tea parties with me and Klunk?

LEO: Are you serious?

RAPH: I know! It's so fun! And I'm not kidding, you can come play with me.

CASEY: We arranged to go ride up to Vegas on our motorbikes, yo.

RAPH: Motorbikes are icky.

CASEY: No!

ROFL WAFFLES XD! Lol, great job Livi X3 .

Klunk: *Makes the loudest meow he can muster*

Don, Leo, Mikey, and Casey: O.o....

Mikey: Don't worry buddy! I'll save you! *At a run toward the tea party table*

Raph: *.*! Oh no ya Don't! *kicks Mikey in the chest and Mikey goes flying into a brick wall*

Don, Leo, and Casey: ....

Mikey: So......much......PAIN!

Raph: *Walks over to the tea party table* Now, where were we Klunky Wunky?

Klunk: O-o ! MEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!! :translation: HEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!

Lol pancakes, Bowstaff. xD

LEO: Geez Raph, why don't you just marry Klunk?

RAPH: Klunk said no.

DON: But... What... Klunk... (confused)

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh Donny... ROFL's Livi X3!

Klunk: *^*! *cuts himself loose, stands on his hind legs, and goes all ninja kitty* Meooowrrrw! :translation: BRING IT!

Raph: D'awww! Klunk wants to play ninja!

Klunk: *o*! *Karate kicks Raph in the chest and Raph goes flying into several layers of brick walls* MEEEEOOOOWWW!!! :traslation: HIYA!

Raph: *Weakly gets up after being kicked through several brick walls* Aw....c-cute..... *faints*

Klunk: :3! *raises tiny paw in the air* XD Meow! :translation: Victory!

Leo and Don: O.o!

Klunk: *sees Mikey in pain on the couch, and walks over and jumps into his lap madly purring* X3!

Mikey: Goooood kitty. Who's a ninja kitty? Who's the best ninja kitty? *he cooes*

Klunk: X3 Mew! :Translation: ME!

xD Klunk: 1, Raph: 0

KLUNK: *walking along* Meow...

RAPH: *drops net on Klunk* Ha ha! Gotcha now! You WILL marry me.

LEO: Raph spends all day with Klunk now.

ANGEL: We were meant to go bash some Purple Dragons, but he never came.

MIKEY: He missed his birthday party.

SPLINTER: He threw away all our food and replaced it with cat food.

MONA: He sent me a text saying he dumped me for the love of his life.

SHREDDER: He gave up trying to stop me from robbing a jewellery store because it 'clashed with his date'.

OLD LADY: He beat up my cat Tiddles because Tiddles was apparently flirting with his cat.

RAPH: I saw the way ya cat looked at Klunk.

OLD LADY: Tiddles is a girl.